So my friend made me see Avatar… again… for the third time… I didn’t like it the first time! I must say though, when seeing it without the migraine inducing, over the top 3D effects, I could actually appreciate it a bit more. It actually looked pretty. My friend, who will be known as “M” here, always manages to get me to do things I don’t actually want to. See Twilight for example. How does she do this? Buy me pizza. She doesn’t even have to treat me to it, she just says “Let’s go for pizza afterwards!” Then I say yes, suffer through whatever it is, and get a delicious pizza. It’s usually worth it.
And speaking of pizza, today I saw Twilight again, voluntarily, on my own. Why? I saw Little Ashes. I don’t know why they got a bunch of British guys to play a bunch of Spanish guys, but it wasn’t too crappy… At least it wasn’t Rob that ruined it, and that’s why I saw Twilight and the Goblet of Fire again, and I must say, he isn’t that bad of an actor. But since I’m on Little Ashes, let’s get started.
I repeat, why get a bunch of British guys to play a bunch of Spanish guys? It doesn’t make any sense to me! Was Salvador Dali secretly British? And the lighting, oh, the lighting. It was the cheesiest thing I have ever seen! The lighting was cheesy! When they were kissing on the ocean, suddenly they were embraced by the bluish gleam of the moon, and when they stopped it mysteriously disappeared. Otherwise, most of the actors were only barely tolerable to watch, the dialog was stupid most of the time, everything felt a little awkward at all times (it was supposed to be so some of the time, but not all the time), the music was cheesy, the lighting was cheesy, and I’m hoping Dali makes a cloud sculpture of the writer and director of this movie up in heaven and piss on them. I’m glad I had “Another Gay Movie” to use as mind bleach. I’m not the only one that loves that movie, am I?
You know what’s sad? That’s me criticizing a movie I did actually like.
Anyhow, while Robert Pattinson is a good enough actor, I still can’t totally see the “Hot Thing” about him. Everyone has different taste, and personality matters more than anything else, but when basing someone on looks alone he is just… meh. Kind of pasty if you ask me.
Vs. this...
But enough about that. The movie I’m looking forwards to seeing now is actually “The Last Song”. I’ve come to the realization that I’m having a girl crush on Miley Cyrus. It’s so sad! And I’ll probably not even like the movie. I don’t care much for cheesy romance, but who knows. It’s not like I have a clue what it’s about.
This is an awesome mustache!
Poirot is jealous of that mustache
Yosemite Sam is jealous of that mustache
But this thing...
Let's just say, on this one particular thing, I agree with Hitler
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